NOTICE OF PARTY
505 FLEET 3
WHITE ELEPHANT CHRISTMAS PARTY
Hosted By
Dan and Denise and Kyle
1. RULES
The party will be governed by the Rules of having Fun (ROF) the
Prescriptions of the Party Association of America (PAOA), the rules of the local 505 Class
(that means anything goes). The party is designated category
C.
2. ENTRIES
2.1 All people who receive these instructions will be allowed entry as well as their friends, family and SO’s (that means all are welcome).
2.2 Only
those bearing a white elephant gift during entry will be allowed to participate
in the white elephant gift exchange. For more info on White Elephant Gifts see
the FAQs at the end of this message
3. PARTY INSTRUCTIONS
As if you really need them. But just in case:
1. Open Mouth
2. Pour beer into fore mentioned orifice.
3. Swallow
4. Repeat as necessary.
4. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
4:00 PM Begin Partying
TBD End of party
5. THE COURSE
SD 92115
619-583-5867
From North county: Take 8 East exit college and go south
(right), pass
From
6. ENTERTAINMENT
The kegarator will be flowing at full force (free beer).
Steve will torch a bird (a spectacle in itself). Entertainment depends on the
amount of beer consumed. Your results may vary. This is a potluck, please bring something to share. Contact
Denise if you want ideas.
Please RSVP to
Principal Party Officer Dan Merino or Party Chairperson Denise Merino
Q: The Midnight Express and the A Train are 550 km apart. Each leaves
the station at the same time, the Midnight Express going 50 km/h and the A Train going 60 km/h.
How long is it until
they meet?
A: 5 hours
Q: What is a “White Elephant Christmas Party”
anyhow?
A: A White
Elephant Christmas party is a party in which participants bring a wrapped used
item (typically something they were trying to get rid of) with the intent of
unloading it on another unsuspecting participant.
Q: What is the answer to life the universe and
everything?
A: 42.
Q: What are some examples of White Elephant
Gifts?
A: Remember the collection of peanuts you have that resemble past presidents (which by the way didn't sell at your last garage sale)? That would be a white elephant gift. Or how about the ceramic Bart Simpson on a surfboard you bought across the border that you swore would become a collectors item. That too would be a White Elephant gift. It's basically anything you have laying around the house or garage that you have no need for or have been unsuccessful at selling/giving away in the past.
Beware though, these gifts can be recycled year after year
and somewhere down the road you may end up with it again. Donny Osmond 8-tracks
are still in circulation at some parties.
Q: I'm such an
efficient person that I don't have any useless items at home, what do I do?
A: You may
purchase a gift and wrap it, however the spending limit maximum of
$10.00 is strictly enforced. Hint: 99
Cent stores offer a wide variety of useless crap.
Q: Sally's hair
is brown, her dad drives a BMW. What is the name of the neighbors dog?
A: The neighbors
don't own a dog because the Condo Association does not allow it.
Q: Are there any
rules associated with the gift exchange?
A: When you
arrive, your name will be put into a hat (or some sort of container) providing
you show up with a gift. The gift will be put into a pile until the gift
exchange at
Q: Two PHRF boats
are heading to a mark. PHRF boat 1 is on starboard, PHRF boat 2 is on
port. PHRF 2 tacks within 2 boat
lengths of the mark causing PHRF 1 to wish they had to alter course. PHRF 1 protests PHRF 2 because he thinks the
driver is a bad person. PHRF 2 counter protests because he feels the carbon
fiber tiller on PHRF 1 should result in a lowering of PHRF 1’s rating. Who wins
the protest?
A: Does anyone really care? We're talking handicapped keelboats here!